The Underwear Issue. . . Again
This is just one of the many reasons why I wanted to wear underwear during my ACL surgery. Seriously. Thank God I got a new ACL and not a new. . . go see for yourself.
Today I was relaying this story to my PT while on the leg press machine. One of the surgeons walked by and asked what we were talking about. My PT deferred to me and I told him. I told him that I was telling my PT to explain why I was so obsessed with being able to wear my underwear before I went in for surgery.
The surgeon stood there stone-faced, then asked me, "Who's your surgeon?"
I told him my surgeon's name and he said, "Ahh, well, then you didn't need to worry. He doesn't operate on assholes."
Good to know. I felt like it was a compliment.
Wow, having two anuses might come in really handy. The farting alone would make it worth it.
Posted by: Karl | March 19, 2008 at 03:41 PM
Um, wow. Well...I just don't even know what to say...
Posted by: Renovation Girl | March 19, 2008 at 03:47 PM
Now that was FUNNY! Thanks for the laugh and hope you're new knee is getting stronger.
Posted by: Christopher_39 | March 19, 2008 at 09:59 PM
My God! That is the most distressing news story I have seen in a while. I wonder if the poor lady who needed the anus got an new ACL? I now have so many questions...who knew they could make new ones? Are they transplants? and if so, will they take mine if my driver's license says I am a donor? Will I need one in the great beyond? These are the questions I will now be doomed to ponder all night.
Posted by: uto | March 19, 2008 at 10:39 PM